I can be better. I can be… Bridget. So much. I want to suckle those titties. You ever seen a raccoon in a garbage? Fucking drink it all up. I want those titties.
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BUST Premieres Bridget Everett's New Video 'Titties' NSFW
Bridget Everett, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. You wear fabulously revealing get-ups for all your sets, you're a lady whose size can rival the guys, you look hot all the time, you make some of the bluest jokes I've ever heard, you have "the voice of an angel," you guest regularly on Inside Amy Schumer, and Time Out named you one of the "funniest New Yorkers. If you aren't acquainted with all that, Bridget's brand-spankin'-new NSFW video is about something we all know and love: "Titties. Everett's band The Tender Moments, featuring DJ Ad-Rock, backs up the cabaret star as a slot machine flips through a lovely assortment of titties. The video is so hilarious because her categorical descriptions of boobs are spot-on.
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How do describe yourself and what you do? I save all that for the stage. My happiest memories from childhood are standing around the piano, everyone drunk and singing. I knew I wanted to be a singer and studied classically in college. People like Murray Hill, Justin Vivian Bond and legendary drag queen Sweetie were outrageous, funny, wild and so full of life! They were boundary pushers that inspired me to push limits, follow my heart and be exactly who I am when I perform. Pound It! There can be the occasional boob that pops out. And I love getting to know people in the audience. Come in with an open mind, an open heart and be ready to leave your inhibitions at the door.
Bridget Everett born April 21, [1] [2] is an American comedian, actress, singer, writer, and cabaret performer. And my dad was mayor at one point, and then so was my brother many years later. Her mother was a music teacher and gave her a love of music. Her father, an attorney, was not around much. She grew up a competitive swimmer [12] and involved in both traditional and show choir. Everett attended college at Arizona State University on a full scholarship to study music and opera [14]. She worked in the restaurant business for 25 years before she was finally able to quit around the beginning of Her father passed away in Everett met Amy Schumer at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Everett has even upstaged Schumer, then leading Schumer to want to have Everett close for her instead, according to Schumer on her new podcast.
